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When you go to Hal’s room at 4am and talk about your suicidal thoughts while vaping and looking at squishmallows
“Fuck man, I’m feeling so depressed, I better go to Hal’s room and talk about ending my life during depression hour”
a depression dump is a person that cares about so many people and wants to help them, but when they ask for help people call them selfish.
person a: my cat died :(
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...
(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"
person b: am I just your depression dump?
A feeling of total dread you get from your mandatory French classes where you are constantly reminded that you have to do this for the next week.
Me: Jeff you okay?
(Jeff is slamming his forehead on the desk)
Jeff: I have French Depression, and we fucking have this class for the whole week!
It’s one of those illnesses you get but at the same time don’t want it to go but you want it to leave you but when it leaves you youre sad that it’s gone but you didn’t want to be sad but you are and it’s just a spiral of despair until you meet your cast again and then you go into another stage of ppd which continues and spirals even more
Damn post production depression hit me hard
Wow. I’m feeling the PPD right now bro
Become E-Girl
Noah: *Eats Chicken Nuggets*
Noah: *Drops Chicken Nuggets*
Noah: *Enters eternal sadness*
Noah: *Searches how to be happy*
Noah: *Becomes e-girl called Lua*
cure depression
Lua: *Happy UwU's*
this story is inspired by real-life stories
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MOOPLING DEPRESSION MEANS : You are a retard . And also means you are suicidal
YOU GET MOOPLING DEPRESSION IT FROM STDS.
it means : u r retarded and is suicidal and depressing
u get moopling depression from : stds and talking