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When you try to type "Give it a shot," but it autocorrects to "Give it a door." Then you proceed to convince your girlfriend (Or anyone else) that it was intentional and play it off like they don't know the new, hip lingo.
Her: I want to play that one spin machine that one a lot on at chicken ranch oh also that Chinese game
You: Oh yea, definitely. We'll give those a door.
Or "Did you check urban dictionary for "Give it a door?"
Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.
Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs
When you have a girl face down with her ass in the air and you blow weed smoke or vape into her asshole. You then proceed to let your homie get a fat rip of smoke out of her ass.
Aye homie can I get a rip from that back door shotgun
A building located on Clark St. in Evanston, notorious for its residents acting unnecessarily proud of their accommodations.
Johnny: Where is the pregame at tonight?
Bobby Oh, my apartment. Green Door. Have you heard of it?
Johnny: Fuck you Bobby. I'll see you at 10.
A guy named Matt…hence why the word matt has an extra T in it. He’s dorky, adorable and very homey like a beautiful door matt that you see on someone’s porch.
You’re such a dorky door matt! I should place you on my porch!
a saying for almost any occasion: silly response
-when you see a tweaker
-when you see 12 (fuck 12)
example 1:
Landon: " I just got suspended for smoking weed in the bathroom"
Madigan: "Lock your doors"
example 2:
Roleigh: "there's a tweaker crossing 141"
Madigan: "Lock you doors"
Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.
"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."
"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.
Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."