When off of his ADHD drugs, he could lose control . Drinks three dr peppers and Red Bull because it reverses the caffeine effect.
Hey, what the fuck is he doing?
It’s Ethan
A guy who makes far too many gay jokes, but is still straight.
You see Ethan over there? Yeah we think he’s gay but he’s not.
A American that not afraid to say he hate chinks niggers crackhead and beaniers all in the same line but hey he can party 2 day straight and get 5.6 of snow for merely 30 dollars, only thing he does for fun is throw out trash that claims to be a work of art also he hit 600 on packside
Dam ethan blew the socks off that jezebel I heard he only paid 20 cents how do i get that coupon
A literal fucking tool, nobody ever should confront him. Oh and make joke about wanting to talk to him cause clearly he the dude u use to pay your bar tab or rent bills
Hey ethan sorry for fucking your girlfriend listen I need some money can u spot me some money “Por favor”
Ethan: sure man I’m sorry for always doubting myself i truly thought I had something but hey bros over hoes
Player 2 already left the call please leave a message at the tone
Some abstract that isn’t concrete and isn’t sharp like most toy box item the females don’t consider anything of value to an ethan expect his money, they enjoy fucking his friend but ethan is a unstable person that won’t last forever
Player1: hey ethan u had fun at that party last night
Ethan: nah man I tried eating some tang but it wasn’t fresh like your mom salad bowl I swear today climate can’t handle how hot I am but no worries the future coming by tomorrow let tune into that instead of the current bs in today climate
Some useless fucker who passes himself around like a bag of chips, has no social net worth and rely on to many people, if u meet a person named ethan just use the phrase agree to disagree because he just speaking to you just to waste time
Their ethan goes again talking
A person that can’t finish a statement, rely on hiding in groups and get made fun behind his back by his friends and family if you met one use Him and abuse him because at the end of his day he come home to see his wife or girlfriend getting smashed by her boyfriends
That boy ethan sure is funny I wonder what he thinking about