Real elf ears are pointy ears, perfect for the renaissance festival!
People back back BACK in the day, thought elfs had magical powers 🧝 ♀️ 🧝 ♂️ 🧝
Ppl: look at her! It looks like she has REAL elf ears!!!
Ppl: are they real? Wow, the renaissance festival is full of crazy people!
Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade
Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade
The putrescent buildup of curd-like slime in the crease behind the ears, often as a result of failure to wash adequately; In severe cases, its scent carries the tell-tale mustiness of unkempt vagina that has been clad in the same pair of tight jeans for several summer days.
Dude, I have the worst ear cunt right now.
I Will Be Always In Your Ear
I Will Be Always In Your Ear
Where a guy jizzes in a girl's ear and rams his dick down her throat causing her eardrums to rupture
I performed a ear fountain on your mom last night
Where a guy jizz's in a girl's ears and puts his dong so far down her throat her ear drums rupture
I performed a ear fountain on your mom last night
To get really close to a guy and gently fondle him while tonguing his ear hole.
He was immediately punched in the face after giving the other teams player a Brazilian ear lick.