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an anime about a girl with blue hair likes eggs a lot, and toilet paper helped her face her fear of the egg that she loved. She now has an egg fetish. A best friend hatched from the egg. Yes, an egg. Then again she does have a fetish.
friend A: have you seen that new episode of wonder egg priority
friend B: yes the egg fetish girl
friend A: yeah she's addicted next thing you know it she'll be making out with them *blush face*'
friend B: your weird.. but then again right.
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An Actor popular for his roles in TV shows and films, like Sherlock and Dr. Strange
Bob: "Man, Dr. Strange was such a great movie!"
Jamal: "Idk Eggs Benedict is sort of odd imo"
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The act of having sex in the bush while camping.
They've been gone a while. Are they boiling eggs?
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Where you grab hold of his balls and squish as hard as possible until the testicles have reduced to the consistency of scrambled eggs.
He didn't please me enough, so I used the Egg Scrambler on him.
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father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
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When a Caucasian Male ejaculates into a African American Female.
Example One:
Black Female: Wait did you just cum in me?
White Male: Yeah it's called a cream egg brownie.
Black Female: Oh shit you better get the creamy gooey center out of me before it's too late!