fruit

some bop ass bitch

“i was chillin with this fruit , she easy asab”

Fruit

A vegetable with seeds.
Another word for males…because they have seeds too.

Regans bf is a fruit….

Fruit

the sweet and fleshy product of a tree or other plant that contains seed and can be eaten as food.
"tropical fruits such as spoons and spoorks"

Doug said, can i have a fruit to eat my soup zeke1500.
Sure you can zeke1500 said.

fruit!

Gordon Ramsey's new competition.

A: "hey fruit!! I heard you just made it on master chef!"
fruit: "yeah I punched Gordon Ramsey in the nose."
A: "you did WHAT"

British Fruit Pie

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.

Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great

Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!

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Yum Fruit

Slang for a woman's vagina.

I ate that girl's yum fruit last night.

Cum-Cum Fruit

The Cum-Cum Fruit is a delicious, white, devil fruit whose power gives the one that consumes it the ultimate erotic pleasure. You not only get extremely horny after eating it. The user can go WEEKS without climaxing which creates the most euphoric orgasm you've ever felt. Non-stop sexual carnage that requires multiple partners and the most intense release. The one negative to the consumption of this sweet white fruit, is the longer you go and the larger the climax builds the more you "release". It can be a small little puddle to a gigantic tidal wave.

Koy, you never should have eaten the Cum-Cum Fruit! You've been going for WEEKS and you're going to destroy the whole village with your climax!