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v. The act of sexting or phone sex over Facebook chat
1: Hey Betty! Guess who I was Facebook fucking yesterday?
2: idk! Was it Evan?
1: omg! Yeah!
2: oh boo, you whore.
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someone who makes a facebook page and never checks it.
the opposite of somebody who has a farmville.
Wow my brother has a facebook but never gets on. he is such a deadbeat facebooker.
deadbeat
facebook
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1)When Facebook makes you do something.
E.g When Facebook at first gives you a choice to upgrade your profile, but then says it will upgrade your profile in a few days. When the old version works fine and you like it, and wish to keep it.
Dave: I don't want to upgrade my profile, I like the old one.
Fred: I know, but they are automatically upgrading everyone in a couple of days if you haven't already done it yourself.
Dave: Bullsh*t, that's Facebook Fascism
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Verb. The act of denying a friend request via Facebook. It can also be used in the past-tense form, 'Facebook slammed.'
Random Person: May I be your friend?
Me: Absolutely not. FACEBOOK SLAM.
Me: Hey man, I totally just Facebook slammed that bitch back to Kean University.
Friend: Serves 'em right.
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The tinted back window of a Latino's car that is adorned with various names, stenciled faces, and RIP messages.
The Mexican Facebook page on the back of that El Camino has four different faces on it.
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1. When a person is on Facebook so much that their eyes twitch to the bottom right-hand corner, checking to see if they have any notifications purely out of habit, even when they are on a website that is not Facebook.
2. Less common: When a person uses Facebook so much that they respond to non-Facebook-related situations (sometimes in the real world) in ways that would only be used on Facebook.
1. I was on Urban Dictionary the other day, where there are no notifications, but my Facebook twitch made me check the corner every two seconds.
2. Her Facebook twitch was so bad that when she saw me eating a muffin, she proceeded to shout out that she'd like to 'become a fan.'
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A couple that seems to only date through facebook and not in the real world.
Brittany and Adam seem like their not even going out!
yea they have a total facebook relationship
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