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Taking a huge dump after eating an even bigger meal. Often feels like you have lost a significant amount of weight and often appears as if the bulge in your stomach is gone.
I really had to abort the food baby before my meeting since I ate so much at the Indian Buffet.
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Crisp $20 bills that come from ATM's in the burbs. These bills are often used to buy pointless items that suburbans don't really need.
Suburban 1 - Hey man, wanna hit up a movie and get some food?
Suburban 2 - sure, just gotta hit up the ATM and get me some suburban food stamps!
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Kids that do not have alot of money and the parents of the kids are eligible for food stamps. Most food stamp kids are from the inner city and use soup kitchens. They think they are rich because they have "stacks on them" They also buy expensive ass clothes that they can't afford. This includes Aeropastale, Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, Polo, Gucci, LV, and others. That is one reason why they are on food stamps. Some of them use a whole years worth of income money in a day at the mall and on drugs.
Devam: Dude look at that fag over there.
Dan: Yea he is a probably one of those "food stamp kids"
Devam: He/She probably has a middle name on facebook like AeroSawgg, HollisterChick, PoloMan, HcoBoy, or AeroShawty
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Dad: Stop eating or your gonna get fat
Me: I LIKE FOOD OK?
A diet consisting of mostly protien and starches. Meals are usually accompanied by paper plates, plastic cups and utinsils, and sauces of various origins. Most all of these items can be found at Stew Leonards or Kostcos. All items are bought in mass bulk to be distributed to the surrounding Braumann brood.
Steak, potatos, mushrooms, onions, green beans, brisket, tyson chicken wings, newmans own balsamic vinegar, canned chunky soup, ramen, ketchup, salad kits, solo cups. Don Braumann food
A fast food crawl is when a group of friends sets out on a journey to all fast food chain restaurants in the surrounding area, and consumes a minimum of two items from the menu. Of the two items, one must be a potato based substance (i.e. fries, wedges, mashed potatoes) or appetizer, while the second is the staple dish or meal offered by the chain. Finally the patrons of the crawl must also purchase a minimum of a medium drink at every restaurant.
Yo J did you hear that E and I went on that fast food crawl last week? Man I haven't taken a solid dump in a week, iv'e just been slapping turds since.
Where you'll eat any old crap in the house, just to avoid having to go food shopping.
I'm eating toothpaste for dinner tonight - playing food shopping chicken.