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A person you are talking to or messing with. They are of significance but without an official title
Me: mom I’m going to the movies
Mom: okay be safe. Who you taking your lil friend?
Boy: I’m trynna talk with you, wassup
Girl: why you trying to talk to me now. You and your lil friend broke up?
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Fake Friends are people who in a crowd tend to ignore you. They also don't talk to you unless they need something of you. Another thing is that they wouldn't five two shits about your feeling while all you do is care for them and there feelings even when they know you feel like shit they still do nothing. They only invite you to things if they can't find anyone else and ignore you when you invite them to things. Also if they happen to hook up with someone and they let him/her get in the way of your relationship with you they sick bastards that don't give a fuck about how you feel about it and don't care about you at all in general. They also try to avoid you basically at all coast. Also if you help them through things like a break-up or even a just a hard time for them and they still only care about themselves they are a fake friend. A fake freinds will always talk shit about you behind your back or make fun of you and say it's a joke but when your face to face they don't say anything they are fake ( or they are just a little bitch and won't talk shit to your face). Other than that a fake friend is a pussy ass bitch that thinks there too good for you.
Person that has fake freinds: I wonder why this person hasn't talked to me in so long.
REAL FREIND: I was talking to him last night and he was talking shit about you. But your other friendnd was deffending you.
PERSON THAT HAS FAKE FRIENDS: Wow what a pussy can't even say it to my face. At least I know I have a couple of real freinds.
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One of the most special people in your life. They provide moral support, badass roasts for the person you both hate, sarcasm levels of 100,000,000,000,000, and memories beyond any other. You share inside jokes, have special nicknames for each other, and love each other more than any boyfriend/girlfriend could. They understand you and have ESPN or something. If you fell into a puddle of mud, a friend would pull you out, a best friend would just laugh and take pictures and then eventually get pulled in by you.
Lindsey and Becca have been Best Friends forever. They know EVERYTHING about each other and hang out every weekend. Wish I had a friendship like that.
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people you’d rather be with in real life
I really wish my online friends were my irls
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Similar to the more common "friends with benefits" expression, but the participants engage only in "clothes-on" acts, e.g. light making out, cuddling, and extreme cuddling.
"Damn, man! You got Janine to agree to be friends with benefits?"
"Nah, dude. We're just friends with fits."
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a person that has not yet reached the actual level of relationship status to be defined as a "friend" in your life, but you think he/she is cool and will gladly shotgun a beer with her on a beach or take a body shot off a ginger with.
"Whose your friend that you were talking to over there? -- she seemed cool"
"Oh that girl? Nah she's not my friend...she's my future friend. her name is Jill"
"...oh Gotcha."
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A person who acts like your friend in public and social situations, but basically uses you and treats you like crap.
Jon: Dude, Devan Downey is so good at basketball!
Michael: Yeah, but Andy Roddick is THE MAN at tennis.
Dustin: Jack is good at everything!!!
Jack: uhh..thanks..?
Later...
Dustin: Hey Jack, can I see your answers, I was really busy last night and I had practice and all.
Jack: Um yeah sure.
Dustin: Thanks man, you're the best.
Afterwards...
*Jack stands in a circle of conversation*
*Dustin walks right in front of him and pushes him out of the circle*
Despues...
Jack: Hey Dustin, I woke up late this morning and didn't have time for breakfast. Can I please have some of those cheez its?
Dustin: no
Jack: Jeez, what a public friend..
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