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Wild Horses could not...

This negative idiom refers to the medieval torture of using horses to stretch a prisoner and thereby force a confession.

Wild horses could not... stop me from leaving California.

Wild horses could not... get Hank to take off Brock's old jacket.

by LikeAHawk March 2, 2011

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Massachusetts Horse Bite

When a ladyfriend performs oral sex whilst chewing gum, and then at the moment the gentleman is about to finish, she bites down on the gum and his dongelberg at the same time.

Jeremy went the way he always wanted to go, he got a Massachusetts Horse Bite from a tramp. May he rest in peace.

by A Very Dissapointed Person May 24, 2011

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Fruckin Work-Horse

someone who's able to get their balls under something and get shit done

look at him he's a Fruckin Work-Horse

by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009

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Water Horse Mom

Straight-up B-Word. Really unfriendly woman. Derived from the mom from the movie, "The Water Horse".

Jamie: So, is Kayla's aunt going to let us go over there for Spring Break?

Rachel: I don't know, but we probably won't. She's such a Water Horse Mom!

by Harry W. February 6, 2009

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horse dicken butt

When someone fucks a horse and then the horse fucks them then the person who fucked horse pulls a 10 foot dildo out there fanny pack and fucks themself and horse with it and then the horse cums in there but they also like it

Horse dicken butt was a dick in horse butt

by Brodie like horse dicken butt September 23, 2019

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Astor's Pet Horse

Way over-dressed for whatever occasion is at hand.

"Myra looks like Astor's Pet Horse in that hat and high heels at the picnic."

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

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Horse and Brown Hay

When a man takes a shit, and does not wipe or clean up, then another person eats out the man's asshole and eats or chews the his anus hairs, like a horse eating hay.

Ben took a shit without wiping and Eric ate his asshole out and munched on his ass hairs like the Horse and Brown Hay.

by IamBlinxi October 1, 2009

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