Random
Source Code
Random
when your hand is wet and cold from holding a beer can or another cold drink
I'd shake hands with you, but I've got beer hands.
5👍 3👎
When you receive a hand job from someone, ie getting 'jerked off'. See hand shandy.
Often quickly done in places like club bathrooms etc.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, where the hell have you been?"
Guy 2: "Sorry bra, just been in the bogs with this slapper."
Guy 1: "Get a hand trolley?"
Guy 2: "Fo sho."
Guy 1: "Nice. Slut."
5👍 3👎
A lazy mother fucker. Often incapable of preforming simple task, such as there job. Often complain about working and needing help. Complete oppesit oF a Packer hand!
Man these fishing hand are more worthless than dog shit, I would trade all of them for one Packer hand.
5👍 3👎
The practice of hitting the birthday celebrant the same number of times as their age. Common in Trinidad and Tobago.
Richard: "How's your shoulder boy?"
Darrell: "After those 27 birthday hand you all hit me yesterday it's still a little sore"
Richard: "Happy Birthday man"
5👍 3👎
Term for asian woman that preforms happy ending massages
Look at that korean in the higs heels and short skirt. She is for sure a hand jobber.
5👍 3👎
when a single bachelor owns cats, plays with said cats, and then has scratches on arms and hands and looks like a freak of nature.
Coworker: Dude, what did you get into this weekend? What's with your rape hands, you sketch ball.
DudewithRapeHands: Oh, I just hung out, played with my cats and worked on some C+ programming.
5👍 3👎
the art of eating, with a spoon, the sticky, thick substance left in your (or a friend's)hand after male ejaculation.
after andrew came, mitchell used a plastic spoon and enjoyed his hand pudding.
5👍 3👎