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Phrase used by people who do not desire to hang out for the day. Often used to avoid offending someone when they already have plans, do not want to hang out with the asker, or really just want to stay home. Often followed by three periods (..) to show false/real remorse.
Friend 1: Hey, wanna go see Yogi Bear?
Friend 2 (to himself): That idea sounds hella stupid
Frined 2: No thanks, I'm staying home today...
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Phrase that protects you from black thugs
Nigga: Hey mufuka give me that shit or I cut yo throat
Man: Nigga I'm callin police
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the iconic line from our goddess gabbie hanna while explaining her song on Genius lyrics
dumbass 1: have you heard of this so what if I'm the monster meme?
*gabbie bursts through the door*
"so whAt IF I'M THE MONSTEEEEEEEAAAAR"
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A tune Sir Paul McCartney wrote when he was sixteen, and in which he appeared to see his future with eerie precognition.
In the song, he asks, "Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty-four?" And now that he's sixty-four, we conveniently have our answer - a resounding NO! He and his wife, Heather Mills, are history, fo sho.
I stayed out till quarter of three and she locked the door. I knew that would happen when I wrote "When I'm Sixty-Four." - Sir Paul
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A new way to say you're going some place. The inspiration came from LeBron James, who announced his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers on July 8, 2010, in front of a large TV audience by declaring, "I'm taking my talents to South Beach."
EXAMPLE 1:
JILL: Where are you going, Jack?
JACK: I'm taking my talents to the bar.
EXAMPLE 2:
TOM: What's with the boxes and the suitcase?
DICK: I'm taking my talents to a new apartment.
EXAMPLE 3:
HARRY: Now that you graduated, what's next?
SALLY: I'm taking my talents to Harvard.
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This is a ""cop out" phrase you use if you've done something absolutely terrible. However, whatever you did probably isn't worse than the stupid sh*t Kanye does on a daily basis.
"You are a son of a bitch, you slapped a child, and stole a cop car while high on PCP"
"Yeah, well at least I'm not Kanye West"
"True"
"I can't believe you, You clubbed a baby seal, then drove over it in a Hummer H2"
"Well at least I'm not Kanye West"
"Sh*t you're right, next round is on me!" - Al Gore
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When something is uncomfortable or awkward, and you want to avoid it, or change the subject.
Someone says:
How did your date last night go?
You say:
"I'm not wearing those pants."
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