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There was some Irish gravy in a pint glass I guess someone started in it
The little bits of hair that grow on the side of your neck as the skin fade grows out
“Your Irish Man Side Neck is showing up and barbers are closed for another week, want me to trim it for you?”
when someone is asleep you put your nuts on there teeth
dude dean passed out at the party so we all gave him an irish mouthguard
When two Irish folk have deep sex
Damn Sean and Tiffanie really had a good Irish rumble last night!
Similar to the regular Olympics, except that instead of playing sports, it's a bunch of drunk people tripping and falling over, vomiting, and ranting.
Announcer 1: Irish Olympics athlete #21, O'Donovan, just face planted twice, hurled thrice, and went on a tirade about his wife!
Announcer 2: Here comes the clean-up crew with some steel wool...
Irish is the best girl that a guy can ever get. She is just so beautiful that you will fall in love with her the first time you see her. She's a Queen. She's the goddess of beauty. She's natural beauty, no matter what. She's awesome, intelligent, wondeful, insanely beautiful, cute, trustful, and also helpful. She will always be there for you no matter what, she's the best friend you can get. Once you know an iris, you just cant stop thinking about her, it's pretty much impossible to stop. If you ever give an Irish a hug, will feel love and wariness, and you'll won't forget. Even if you hold her hand. Irish is that perfect girl! So, If you know an irish, never ever let her go, you'll feel like your missing a big part of you. 💯👑
Me: who's that goddess looking girl over there?
Friend: That's irish.
Me: Man she's so beautiful, she's like the goddess of beauty, I can't stop looking at her.
Friend: you should got at her!
Me: maybe I should, I won't regret, I just know!
"Irish" is a man with a fiercely independent warrior soul. His strength of character is only match by his compassionate nature. He will be the first to take up arms to fight for who and what he believes in. He is very protective of those he loves and those he feels have been done wrong. He is the protector of children and will not tolerate anyone who does them harm. He is extremely talented and musically blessed being able to pick up any instrument and play. He is great with his hands can build a house from the ground up alone. His endurance amazes all. He has a knack for numbers and equations puzzles and riddles. Hard to read because emotions don't come easy great friend Excellent lover. You must be understanding and patient but "irish" is always worth it.
Look at this cabana it only took Irish 3 days to build.
If you are going to fight call Irish first.
I was with Irish last night and he was amazing.