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Peanut jelly

What? You’ve never heard of peanut jelly? Come on, ditch that peanut butter/meringue, and try the new sensation! By that we mean we threw some pb&j sandwiches into a grinder and now you can try this abomination!

I ate a Peanut jelly and butter sandwich today.

by P(l)anter December 12, 2022


jellyed

Swinded, screwed over, cheated, lied to, stolen from

I got jellyed on that trade.

by Beerdeity February 10, 2016


Jelly-casting

When you start to plan something so far in advance that there are multiple variables and changes before execution of the plan, but you have to say and do something about it now or no one will be ready.

My wife and I started jelly-casting next year's vacation before we were done with this year's vacation.

by Wild billiard January 23, 2022


Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.

Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.

by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018


Jelly ,

I love petroleum jelly 🤤

Boy A: What’s that creamy goodness in your mouth?
Boy B: It’s petroleum jelly , …
Boy A: Can I try some?
Boy A Explodes.

by QU0NDALEDINGLE May 18, 2022


Jelly Pole

A pretty cool dude. If you come across someone with the name JP that goes by Jelly Pole, you know you're coming across a sex god. (I would recommend tapping that, if possible.)

Chick #1: "Hey, do you know that guy over there? He's smokin'."
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"

by Rad!04ct!v3 December 9, 2013


jelly pot

Its a fake lean and is made by putting soothers in lemonade and its act like a drug sometimes sleepy and euphoric and It can cause cev (closed eye vision) like shadows and shapes to happen. It makes your mouth fo numb and taste like medicine

Hey wanna make some jelly pot tonight ??
Yea fuck it sip it all. Day. In school has well

by ld 15 January 10, 2019