sand job

The result of a girl attempting to give a guy a hand job, but for reasons unknown, possibly because they're mentally retarded, makes it hurt more than almost anything known to the male race. the name is self explanatory in that it feels like sand paper is actually being rubbed along your junk. may result in bleeding.

If you feel as though you are headed towards a sand job, GET THE FUCK OUT.

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job description

That limiting agent that keeps bruthas and sistas from doing a god-damned thing on the job.

I aksed the bus driver, Tokwanda, to open the door when we arrived at my stop. She say, "that ain't in my job description!"

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pie-job

The result of....well....you know

i.e. American Pie

Paul Ian Eric - Janine Olivia Becky....Pie-Job

I got a great pie-job in the kitchen over the Thanksgiving break.

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Morning Job

A blowjob or handjob (see Wristy) given in the morning by your girlfriend leaving you feeling like Top Shit. Usually before work, school, college or a sports game.

"Man Lucy gave me a morning job and I'm still riding the high now."

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amber job

the act of performing manual stimulation or oral sex of the fellatio nature, then allowing the receiver to "blow his load" in the giver's hand, proceeded by the giver licking the cum from his or her hand. sometimes compared to blowing a load in the giver's mouth, but clearly not the same.

Guy 1: Hey man, how was your night?
Guy 2: Whoa dude, this girl I hooked up with totally gave me an amber job-- she licked my baby batter right off of her hand!

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on my job

on the grind; hustlin; in my bag; Philly origin; doing you; in the zone, focused, aware, omnipresent, making the right moves

I'm on my j o/ niggas better lay low/ fit you with a halo/ they don't know I spray though. on my job

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train job

When a few guys line up with their pants down and one girl gives each of them a blow job one at a time in order.

The drunk girl at the party last night was giving train jobs.

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