A jump dab is when you dab and jump at the same time
Hey, Amanda, can you demonstrate what a jump dab is?
To call someone without prior warning, but scarier. Especially applicable for video calls like teams, zoom, facetime.
Brian from Migration keeps jump calling me about verifying the newest data dump, when I've set my status to busy.
When you get in the Roman war helmet position and fire a load of ejaculate off the bridge of her nose and the load jumps off the tip of her nose.
She hung her head over the bed and then i ski jumped a load…
Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.
Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.
Jumping your bones, but in the back seat of a car.
Is it weird to have a regular guy jump your car every six months?
when someones says 'Take the jump' it means taking the jump off somewhere high, so it would result in suicidal death.
mike: "just take the jump sarah!"
sarah cries as she hops off the cliff and dies
Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.
paige; hey there a jumping mooses!
other; shit man thats some rad stuff