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When you're standing on a bus (or other public transport) as there are no seats and someone near you gets up to get off, you quickly jump into the absent seat before anyone else has chance.
*Jack & Tom are standing on a crowded bus*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*
Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.
Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot
friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure
Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.
paige; hey there a jumping mooses!
other; shit man thats some rad stuff
when someones says 'Take the jump' it means taking the jump off somewhere high, so it would result in suicidal death.
mike: "just take the jump sarah!"
sarah cries as she hops off the cliff and dies
a person who is good at jumping ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and tries to force a jump failer to go off a ramp.
cody: come on dude i dont care if your a jump failer just jump it
john: no stop being a fucking jump forcer.
The opposite of Jump the shark!
Game of Thrones jumped the frog in the last few seasons, huge monologues.
When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts
When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts
Gut jumping means you wanna jump them til they feel it in their guts
1st scenario
Bro 1: Dang she looks so fine I'm fixing to jump her Guts
Bro 2: Dang bro you about to do what??
2nd scenario
Her: I'm fixing to Gut jump you if you don't come make out with me...
Him: Oh yes baby come Gut jump me!!!