Did you just say penis?

The ULTIMATE catchphrase, used by the ever-popular, yet imaginary, Daniel Shine.

Person 1: "Did you just say penis?"
Person 2: "Uh, no..."
Person 1: "Are you sure?"
Person 2: "...Yeah."
Person 1: "'Cause I could've SWORN you just said penis! WHOO!"
Person 2: "...You suck."
Person 1: "WHOO!"

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i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere

a valid excuse to say when ur choking

"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"

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What the fuck did i just watch

When you accidentally watched something you shouldn't watch, or watched something with non-interesting content

Person: *clicks on random camouflaged porn website*
Person: *sees*
Person: *closes tab* what the fuck did i just watch

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You've just dog diddly done it.

1. A somewhat more grave way of saying "you fail".
2. A way of saying when someone has taken it too far.

Plane Captain: Oops, we've just lost both engines.
Co-pilot: You've just dog diddly done it.

Driver: Oops, I think I just hit an old lady crossing the street.
Passenger: You've just dog diddly done it.

Guy: Oops, I got drunk last night, mistook your girlfriend for mine and slept with her.
Friend: You've just dog diddly done it.

Guy: Oops, I spilt coffee on my brand-new nine-hundred-dollar laptop.
Girl: You've just dog diddly done it.

Hunter 1: Oops, I mistook the game warden for a deer and shot him.
Hunter 2: You've just dog diddly done it.

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“Imma just get back inside”

This is the phrase used by people who just want the George Floyd riots to stop cuz they already caused 20+ deaths already. Normally for their own interest of course.

“Hey man the protestors are in town! Let’s go break some stuff.”
“Imma just get back inside.”

“Hey man the protestors are in town! Let’s go break some stuff.”
“Imma just get back inside”

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Did your balls just drop?

A thing that tommyinnit says when somebody uses a deep voice changer.

Wilbur: *uses deep voice changer*

Tommyinnit: Did your balls just drop?

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Idk I just work here

Slang. It’s what you say if you don’t want to work when you’re at your job.

Hey. Excuse me. Hi can I help you? Yes I’m looking for aisle 8. Idk I just work here.

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