King Kong

When a bird is so smoldering hot that you would carry her ass to the top of the Empire State Building (stairs, not elevator) and fight 30s style airplanes in order to ravage (f*ck) her.

Ted: You know Kimber, right?

Ricky: Of course. She is hot.

Ted: Damn right she's hot. I'd King Kong her.

Ricky: I doubt it'd take that kind of an effort.

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Rat King

A Rat King is when a group of guys all get together and tie their dicks in a knot. Once the knot is tied the guys all wrestle to see which one is the dominate male over the others and therefore the one who gets to set the tone for that evenings sexual activities amongst the participants.

“See all those guys over there wearing completely matching paisley shirts, I bet they Rat King when they get home.

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my king

The sexiest way in which a woman can refer to a man during sex with him.

"Conquer me, my king"

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king krule

indie doomer artist

Person: Do you know any doomer artists?

dinkle: check out king krule

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burber kings

For some reason, every latin person from the tri state calls burger king, "burber kings". Notice 2 things:

#1: the letter G is somehow misinterpreted as a B.

#2: notice that the letter S mysteriously makes its way after "king", as if there were many kings @ burber king.

Pito: How about we go to Iberia in Newark, I'm down for some paella.

Juancarlos: Na kid, I'm feenin for some burber kings; I gotsta get me some nuggets!

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King Arthur

The Act of running away from someone or something in a similar fashion to that on the Epic film The Holy Grail, Shouting "RUN AWAY!!"

"She's a Dog King Arthur it boys"
"RUN AWAY RUN AWAY"

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king dead

Shortened version of "Fucking dead".

Let me in now, or you're king dead!

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