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The fighting machine (also known as a "Martian Tripod") is one of the fictional machines used by the Martians in H. G. Wells' 1898 classic science fiction novel The War of the Worlds. In the novel, it is a fast-moving three-legged walker reported to be 100 feet (30 meters) tall with multiple, whip-like tentacles used for grasping, and two lethal weapons: the Heat-Ray and a gun-like tube used for discharging canisters of a poisonous chemical black smoke that kills everything. It is the primary machine the Martians use when they invade Earth, along with the handling machine, the flying machine, and the embankment machine.
"its another one of those fighting machine's!-" *gets turned into human ash"
Here is an example of it using.
"Fuck you washing machine cunt"
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The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.
Man that guy smells horrible
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow
The Strong Arm Machine or SAM is a large and powerful robot from the game Jetpack Joyride that can take 3 hits from missles which it has to deflect with a arm-mounted force field. It also has some kickass music.
I have to wait another 24 hours for a chance to get a strong arm machine.
THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL.
Rage Against the Machine
See: Commie
Also See: Poser, attention whore
Rage Against The Machine sucks dick and hate capitalism
When a MLIF, drives around a PHAT ASS/ Badass Volkswagen.
Shawna, that premium milf looks fine as hell in that milf machine.