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Polish Mud Pie

A mixture of fecal matter and other debris that build up on your taint as a result of wiping back to front

"Damn did you smell Sean today? He smells like
crap, it must be the Polish mud pie!"

by Json4t2 November 9, 2011

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Polish Mud Wrestling

When you finger a girl's anus and then finger a different girl's vagina without washing your finger in between.

Stacy has a UTI from Polish mud wrestling.

by Holla@yomayor April 4, 2016

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Texas Mud Pie

When a male and two females are having intercourse and the man takes a crap in the girls mouth at which time the females make-out.

I was F*cking these two sluts in AC last night and after I was done I gave them a Texas Mud Pie and left.

by Jersey Shore LBIsland April 29, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


oj mud bone

the act of murdering ones rectum using a penis or other bone like structures

dude i took that girl back to my place last andoj mud boned the crap out of her!

by shaynetc44 August 4, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


russian mud slap

when your having sex with your girl and when she turns around you crap in your hand and slap it into her face

When shila wasnt looking i gave her the old russian mud slap

by travis shaw and ty horbinski July 29, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


mud skipper

A mud skipper can be defined in to ways
1.A way to call someone a terrible thing, because mud skippers are the ugliest animal ever.
2.A way to describe what you are doing, could also be used as just chilling

"you're such a mud skipper"
"dude im just mud skippin"

by funnytings1919 April 13, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ethiopian mud mask

When you shit on your partner's chest during sexual exploits, then use the shit to create a refreshing mudmask on your partner's face. Bonus points for cucumber slices on the eyes.

Diana was surprised when Andy requested that he start his morning with an Ethiopian mud mask. She obliged and proceeded to shit on Andy's chest and rub the steaming pile into his T-zone. Luckily she still had two slices of cucumber from dinner for his puffy eyes.

by d.knitster July 9, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž