mothers against hard rock

A bunch of menstruating old crones who's name shall not be mentioned, (Mother) bent on taking away youth from the rockers, goths, and emos just cuz they obviously don't love thier teens and want to ruin their lives.

Teen: Mother, you bitch! How could you decieve me like this!? *runs into room, slams door*
Old bitchy mother: You'll thank me for joining the Mothers Against Hard Rock someday!!!!
Teen: STFU!!!!!!! You don't love me!!!!! *gets out knife, makes incisions*

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leave me in your mother

The origin of the 'in your mother' is the common swearing form. In English you swear 'on the bible', and in Hebrew you swear in the name of your beloved mother. The reason for th connection with the 'leave me' is emphasizing the intended meaning.

'leave me alone'
'I swear in my mothers name'
'just leave me, in your mother'

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leave me in your mother

Should really be "by your mother" as in "by the Bible", but the speaker is swearing by his companion's mother, which is really an insult. So it's like saying: "By your mother, leave me alone!"

"Why do I always have to take the garbage out? Can't YOU ever do it?"
"Leave me in your mother!"

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punk ass mother fucker

One who is afraid. One who cannot be counted on for anything.

That punk ass mother fucker was afraid to take a hit of this joint.

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Cummin in ya mother's drink

Why'd you look this up, it's probably because that's how you were born

I was cummin in ya mother's drink

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Mother Earth, Father Thunder

My lightning conceived was I
The stars above became my eyes
Overgelmer flows in my veins
My hair the mist across the never ending nameless lake

By womb of soil, the moist of dew
Born when sun was high, the day was new
And the raven soared high up in clear sky
The lamb will speak to you, when your heart is pure
And you were made by

Mother Earth, Father Thunder

This heart winged, I am eagles son
Through storm and syite, untouched, it is pounding on
This sword, forged in fire and ice
The runes that trail its blade can be seen but by my two eyes

As if written in the snow, the lies, shall melt away
By the wheel of sun to cross the sky this day
Shadows may lay heavy upon the earth
But the truth, cut deep in stone, will last
Till the heavens comes tumbling down upon this world

Mother Earth, Father Thunder

Big Dumb Mother Fucker

Derrick Talavera

“Im gonna kick that big dumb mother fucker in the forehead.” - Seryna Gonzalez