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A mixture of fecal matter and other debris that build up on your taint as a result of wiping back to front
"Damn did you smell Sean today? He smells like
crap, it must be the Polish mud pie!"
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It's a common trend in D1 fraternities to initiate pledges with the good ole Whitser mud pie. First the pledges are instructed to get incoherently intoxicated (as always and for their safety and benefit in this mission). They are then brought some sort of ratchet female, sometimes other females that go to the university that guys have ran through or more commonly referred to now as thots, or sometimes a below average stripper. The female is instructed to take a poop and not wipe, as the pledge has to "eat her ass" and clean her hole for her. Once he has satisfied his cleaning job, he is to pose for a single headshot type picture of himself smiling (teeth must be shown). This photo will be kept in his fraternity portfolio for the duration of his time at college.
Whister Mud Pie is loved by college frat plegdes!
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When a male and two females are having intercourse and the man takes a crap in the girls mouth at which time the females make-out.
I was F*cking these two sluts in AC last night and after I was done I gave them a Texas Mud Pie and left.
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the act of murdering ones rectum using a penis or other bone like structures
dude i took that girl back to my place last andoj mud boned the crap out of her!
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when your having sex with your girl and when she turns around you crap in your hand and slap it into her face
When shila wasnt looking i gave her the old russian mud slap
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A mud skipper can be defined in to ways
1.A way to call someone a terrible thing, because mud skippers are the ugliest animal ever.
2.A way to describe what you are doing, could also be used as just chilling
"you're such a mud skipper"
"dude im just mud skippin"
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When you shit on your partner's chest during sexual exploits, then use the shit to create a refreshing mudmask on your partner's face. Bonus points for cucumber slices on the eyes.
Diana was surprised when Andy requested that he start his morning with an Ethiopian mud mask. She obliged and proceeded to shit on Andy's chest and rub the steaming pile into his T-zone. Luckily she still had two slices of cucumber from dinner for his puffy eyes.
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