wiggle muffin

A vagina. Usualy refering to a wonam who knows how to "work it"

A muffin that is unstable thus causing wobbling.

Damn that bitch i fucked was a wiggle muffin!

Want to eat some fresh blueberry wiggle muffins?

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chuck-muffin

noun
(see chuck)
A woman you are willing to sacrifice a mere five minutes to 'chuck' over (i.e. masturbate)

"Jade Chester's a real chuck-muffin!"
"I'd like to feast on that chuck-muffin!"
"This muffin's absorbing valuable chuck-time!"

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muffin top

to wear tight pants were the fat hangs over the top and waering a tight shirt over the top...therefore resembleing something of a muffin top.

"Those pants are tight"
"yEh it give you a muffin top"
"bitch"
"well you are fat"
(bashs)

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stud muffin

A man who's aquaintance women keep for those times when only masculine company will do. A feminization of tart.

Betty said, "Hey Carol. Introduce me to that stud muffin in the cowboy jeans I just saw you talking to."

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love muffin

A pretty girl named lindsey who is a hottie that is smart,funny and cool.

A hottie named lindsey is a love muffin

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muffin top

when a ho wears dem jeans that be too tight, pushin up her love handles, creating a muffin top

if queen latifa wore beyonce's jeans, she'd have a muffin top

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muffin man

eats muffin (a lot) and is clumsy when doing so. gets it stuck in teeth regularly and doesn't notice. some find it enticing; most find it rank.

1) "hey you've got some muffin stuck in your teeth!"
muffin man replies:
"what of it? my gf loves it - as do i!"

"ookaaay then"

2) "ew muffin man teeth - sick"

3) "mmm muffin man teeth - loves it"

4) "mmmm muffin teeth hot like a bitch... that's bitchin' like the teeth that i love. i don't use toothpaste i use muffin man as my deep clean regime..."

5) "hmmm muffin in my teeth... how do you like me now.. BITCH.. I'm the muffin man!"

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