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When a midget prostitute goes to the store and buys a large jar of pickles; makes a bikini out of the pickle skin, and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a hippo.
In order to win her men over, sequoia performs the whackin n pickles routine; fortunately it has never failed.
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For a man or woman to be so embroiled in the sexual act that they effectively lose all orientation and instead visually experience all things as a prolonged flurry of phallus and testes.
That little hook-up with Melina last was full-on cocks n' balls.
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a cover up; instead of saying jesus christ when mad. said by people who do not curse.. usually really religious people.
said fast in a husky old man voice
"cheeze n' rice, im out of cigarettes!"
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Late Night Whack (LNW)
A vigorous, yet relaxing, masturbation session performed by a lonely male after returning from a night out of failed attempts to pursue the pink taco.
Damn dude, I was trying so hard to fuck Jessica last night after we left the bar, but I have no game. I just went back to my place to throw on some porn and crank out an L. N. Dub.
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When you are around racists you use this ingratiate yourself as a superior racist, (See Vaush Vs racists)
"In what instances is it ok to say the n-word?"
"Personally, I was quarrelling with Hitler I used a tactical n-word to put him in his place"
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A jack-off session followed by a nap; typically done right after a long day of work. A person engaged in a wack ‘n nap typically is so spent after ejaculation that they do not even have the energy to pull their pants back up before falling asleep. At this point a nap will commence and the participant often goes to sleep with their dick in their hand waking up some indeterminate of time later in a surprised state as there is still a mess to be cleaned up.
Man, this was the week that would never end. Before going out on Friday night I had a quick wack 'n nap to recharge my batteries before heading out for the night.
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When you're giving it to your girl and she's moaning loud but you dont want the landlords to be woken up, you slap her and she shuts up.
Tara and I were fuckin hard last night, someone pounded on the wall, so I gave her the ole fuck-n-slap! she shut up!
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