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A criticism of the use of a single anecdote to represent a large group of people, events, etc.
Steve: I watched a guy run 100 m in less than 10 seconds, surely loads of people can do that.
Bob: That was Usain Bolt. N equals 1 bro.
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a cover up; instead of saying jesus christ when mad. said by people who do not curse.. usually really religious people.
said fast in a husky old man voice
"cheeze n' rice, im out of cigarettes!"
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Late Night Whack (LNW)
A vigorous, yet relaxing, masturbation session performed by a lonely male after returning from a night out of failed attempts to pursue the pink taco.
Damn dude, I was trying so hard to fuck Jessica last night after we left the bar, but I have no game. I just went back to my place to throw on some porn and crank out an L. N. Dub.
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When "spooning" with a woman, you "slip" your penis in her vagina. #DS
I pulled the "spoon n' slip" with my wife on the couch last night.
In an attempt to be inconspicuous, A man's go to move under a generously-sized sofa blanket should be ol' fashion "spoon n' slip".
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Consenting to gay sex acts in exchange for Arby's.
"I didn't know Pat was gay!?!"
"Oh, he's not. But Glenn showed up with some Arby's, so he gave him the ole 'beef n cheddar' !"
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When you're giving it to your girl and she's moaning loud but you dont want the landlords to be woken up, you slap her and she shuts up.
Tara and I were fuckin hard last night, someone pounded on the wall, so I gave her the ole fuck-n-slap! she shut up!
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For a man or woman to be so embroiled in the sexual act that they effectively lose all orientation and instead visually experience all things as a prolonged flurry of phallus and testes.
That little hook-up with Melina last was full-on cocks n' balls.
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