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Obey Your Steve

v. This term is used to define those inferior of Ultimate Krump status. Steve (who researchers believe to be the divinity of the Krump Kingdom) is a word used to invoke fear into the opposing Krumpee.

"Man foo' dat krump is weak. Obey your steve!"

by MFP846 March 20, 2007


Steve’s Theorem

“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people”

Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.

Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.

by the notorious swish May 23, 2020


steve walk

A walk usually given by a father very likely if the father is named Steve.

I saw this guy doing a steve walk earlier from a mile away.

by Jobrojob July 17, 2018


Crazy Steve

WARING!! Only skits cuts should attempt. Named after Crazy Steve himself, (first appearing in episode 3 of the Mike Nolan Show), a Crazy Steve is the act of filling a bong with any sort of strong liquor, taking a bowl out of it, and chugging the liquor inside before exhaling.

Nolan: Fill the cunt right I’ma take a Crazy Steve
Les: Fuckin’ A cunt

by Literallydaft June 27, 2023


Salty steve

When a you masturbate until your glans is bleeding then have your lover take a diarrhea dump. You now dip your wounded soldier into the preferably watery pile of shit then roll it around in salt.

Susanna and Andre did a salty steve last night. They are so fucking gross.

by Possumfucker December 19, 2018


I.. am steve

Infamous hit punchline by the infamous Jack Black who stars the infamous Steve in the infamous movie trailer of the infamous A Minecraft Movie.

<Jack Black> I.. am steve.

by ooferthesubwoofer September 13, 2024

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Steve drunk

When your drunk turns into a toddler and makes inappropriate sexual references.

All my female colleagues at work won’t talk to me because I got Steve drunk at the Holiday party.

by leesah December 21, 2017