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Pot Noodle

A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton

You pot noodle looking bastard

by TheBest456 November 25, 2019


Noodle Girl

"Noodle Girls" are girls/women who have been knocked out cold limp as a 'wet noodle'. Be it sports anesthetic, or other means.

Becky was a total noodle girl after taking a softball to the face.

by KPillionaireProduction.com April 12, 2015


kooky noodle

A person that's kooky and a loose noodle that acts crazy and fails around a lot. You never know what they're going to do.

Mary is acting like a kooky noodle bc she's running around the farm at 4 am looking for her kite.

by Beggin Megan June 3, 2023


Poo noodle

When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination

I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.

by Wick May 14, 2023


Poo Noodle

Firstly, you simply raw dog somebody in the ass that hasn’t taken a shit in a while. Once you’re done you take your dick out of their ass and piss into their mouth. Poo in the shape of tiny noodles will come out of your urethra into their mouth.

Yo bro, you shoulda seen it last night. I raw dogged some bitch at a house party and then pissed into her mouth. Poo noodles came out!

by Xpenix99 January 12, 2021


noodle dick

just a long skinny dick

yo jimmys got a noodle dick

by smd or get cbt December 28, 2019


Noodle dick

A very thin dick.

Jack:man i hate you!

George:at least i dont have a Noodle dick.

by Xxxtentacles October 23, 2018