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usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak
That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.
A chubby noodle is what Mike Pence gets when he thinks of twinks.
Mike Pence wasn't initially interested in the vice presidency, but Donald Trump promised him an introduction to Billy Bush and Pence got a chubby noodle.
When your significant other farts on your dick during anal intercourse, causing the skin around your penis to balloon out.
"I gotta fart baby! Pull out!"
"No, it's fine I've always wanted a chubby noodle."
Javelin rocket launcher used to annoy the enemy.
Johnson get that scoop noodle and blow a whole in their rectum
nini's cute nickname for svt wonwoo
me: u love him
her: no i don't love limp noodles
me: sure, jan
A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.
Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.
lacking in both physical and mental toughness. a pussy.
me: look at our president! what a limp noodle!
president brandon: LFGB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!