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A variation of the flicker gooning technique created by the North Korean military. It is a refined version of Aztec flicker gooning that also gives the user an undescribable calm. The technique is performed by flicking the edge of your penis with a ball point pen, which is why some North Koreans have been seen to have scars and pen markings on the tips of their penis. If performed correctly North Korean Flicker Gooning will cause the user to bust within 0.6 seconds, and the semen travels at around 39,000 miles per hour.
The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.
The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
Man this class is boring I'm gonna watch Lebron edits on my computer and learn North Korean Flicker Gooning.
When somebody has lived rhere entire life in the Far North Coast and have reached an existential plateau due to lack of oppurtunities that come as consequence to the geographical positioning of the area.
Bloody Bob, all he does is smoke bewgs and drink rivet from aldi. I wish he would just stop Far North COASTING and get out to see what lies beyond.
Beautiful independent girls. They are extremely smart and have a lot going for themselves. They aren't easy to get with for they actually value themselves. They are caring and will do anything to help someone. They aren't stupid and know when they are being played. Hoe is not in their vocabulary. They live in the upper east part of the USA. They are Bad and Boujee and can't be broken.
Damn I'd love me a north east girl.
Them north east girls are so smart!
a sex demon sent by the devil himself
dam is that the Callum North sent to destroy me
When a Canadian, American and a Mexican have a three-some.
"I had a North American Sandwich last night. It was the best of the North and South."
go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the grass and wait until your penis gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your balls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared
dude, wanna go to the school's field and get a north american lightning rod?
The act of putting any kind of cobbler in someones anal canal then using a spoon to eating it out.
I'm going to give you a North Dakota cobbler