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A man who has an excessively large penis (usually it cannot fit into vaginas) so he reigns as penis god, further blessing and enhancing already-existing penises so that they can impale females more readily and efficiently.
Supermario's penis was too large - so he retired - and become a penis god.
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The world's biggest penis in all of creation know as a almighty God of penises
My boyfriend has a Sam penis that's why I love him
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a Penis Head is a bald person.
Hey, Penis Head! I’m walking here!
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A guy that has an irresistible penis that always attracts the ladies. It will always be massive in size and and will always know what it's doing. Normally used in jealousy and/or annoyance.
Dude! You just scored two threesomes in one night! You're such a penis trout!
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Synonym for wet willy; shoving your wet finger down someone’s ear
Tommy: “I don’t know why my manager got so pissed at me”
Ben: “Maybe because you gave him a big stinky ear penis”
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A Penis for a male named Camillo
Look at that fat Camillo Penis
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Similar to a pinky swear, two people must have sex to prove that they are telling the truth. In effect; swearing on the penis.
"I would totally be the best you've had in the sack."
"penis swear?"
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