A nice little fellow,,,hu tao main,,,funky fresh,,IDK HELP
“Oh shit it’s Big Shoes / Ayex”
“Oh frfr? Is he playing Hu tao?”
“No he’s crying?”
When a man is using a urinal and pees on the shoes of the man next to him.
Hey, Greg! I totally gave that dude a Mississippi shoe shine in the bathroom!
A hot little man, that I really enjoy speaking to and chatting to. Occasionally sends me picture of his shoe, with flash. Very hot. Everyone hope they can be with him, but I claim his heart already even though he don’t like me in that way probably. Bella still like Jerry and will get him 😉 luv u
Me: Hey, Jerry. How’s life?
Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol
Asian jerry with nice shoe.
Someone that wears a shoelace as a belt. usually a skateboarder.
DUDE! Check out those shoe lace boys! They are soo HOT!
When you have no shoes but socks on
Person 1: “I walked through the park no shoe foot.
Person 2: “shoe.”
Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.
“Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.
Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.
A select pair of shoes that is repetitively worn by one attending a fancy or special event. Although these shoes entail no specific price point, the cost of the ‘going out shoes’ is typically set at a price that is moderately expensive, or simply more than what the user would typically spend on a pair of shoes.
Additionally, most people who own a pair of going out shoes will wear the shoes regardless of whether it matches the rest of their ‘going outfit.’
IE A pair of Ugg Boots with a pink and white floral dress(bonus points if it out of season)
Emma: “Oh my god, why is Ms. Anderson wearing fluffy black Ugg boots with a floral church dress? In the summer no less!”
Theresa: “Leave her alone. She probably bought them both years apart and it’s the only nice pair of shoes she owns. It’s her pair of going out shoes.”