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Phone wanking

Wiggling your phone to record extra steps on a step app

I was phone wanking to get all 10000 steps for the day

by Coll24 January 10, 2017

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hope wank

sexual fantasy wank material that you want to be a reality.

Hope Wank = 'Hey Bill I played with my pussy last night thinking of your hard cock fucking my big tits. I want you to do that for real one day.'

by Cherie Hooters July 24, 2011

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bro wank

When 2 friends get today and watch porn and wank

Wanna have a bro wank

by Sexy wanker September 12, 2017

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Backwards Wank

The act of tucking ones penis between ones legs, to masturbate oneself from behind.

Steve "hey have you ever tucked your duck between your legs to walk from behind? Like a backwards wank?"
Dave "No..."
Steve "yeah me neither..."

by Spunk Sucker April 7, 2017

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miserable wank

when you have wanked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to cum. In a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting... What a miserable wank that was!

after watching that beastiality porn over the weekend, brian had a miserable wank, poor bloke!

by neil blisterhand! March 17, 2010

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Ghost Wank

Verb: When one pretends to jerk-off with their less dominant hand in an effort to 'work out' both sides of the body and gain strength in the less dominant side.

Just ghost wanked for 20 mins after session last night. :P

Ghost wanking is now part of my work out routine.

by Merulone August 20, 2021

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stank wank

Masturbating or receiving a hand job, after just having anal sex.

Last night, Jane gave me a stank wank.

by Joscpe March 8, 2016

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