Fire Hydrant People

High-waisted midgets with red pants and a big ass

See SNL weekend update. Stephon gives Seth the description of Fire Hydrant People. FHP make their living by providing live entertainment at NYC exclusive parties.

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people who suck

You

People who suck includes: you. You are a person who fucking sucks

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Skinny-fat people

Indivuduals who appear to have a slim physique, however, they're body is composed of little to no muscle. Individuals who fall into this description often brag about thier slim body, but are hesitant to perform any athletic activities. They often eat frequently and are characterized by laziness, but thanks to thier abnormally high metabolism they are able to maintain a slender physique.

OMG so like john tried to give me like a piggy back the other day and he like couldn't even pick me up!

Wow, skinny-fat people...

Ugh, like shut up-uh!

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Innocent people

There is no such thing as innocent people, or innocent bystanders. Everybody has done something wrong in their life, everybody has sinned because they are human, and they are inhuman. There are 2 kinds of people in the world, the people that deep down know they deserve to suffer, and the people that don't know they deserve to suffer.

There are no innocent people in the world, people are not animals. Animals are innocent.

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black people of asia

Filipinos.

"Filipinos, are like-- the black people of Asia.." -Donald Glover Childish Gambino

"Wow! You're like the black people of Asia!"

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People’s Main Event

Invented by Ariel Helwani. A phrase used to denote a fight on an MMA fight card that garners much attention from the MMA fan base. A fight that fans are looking forward to watching just as much, if not more, than the card’s actual main event.

Ariel Helwani: The fight that fans are looking forward to most is Todd Duffee vs Gian Villante, it is without a doubt the people’s main event. Okay guys I’ll see you next week, same time, same place, till then I say, “Peace, I’m outta here!”

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White people Syndrome

Anything typically associated with weird things done by mostly Americans....
I.e Florida Man...

Or just anything that would make you roll your eye n say, 'white people'

After hearing about white people shenanigans...

I.e A monther breast feeding her baby and holding hands simultaneously
"Sheesh,white people syndrome.."

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