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When having sex with a girl from behind you tell her you are about to cum, pull out and spit on her back. after that she will turn around and you cum in her eye, then preceed to kick her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and cover her eye with her hand.
Dude your mom was being a bitch last night so I made her into a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
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after a man angry pirate a woman, she cleans up, goes back into the room and kicks the man's ass hard.
sweetie, this is how you get angry pirate kickback ...
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the coolest animal ever mixed with a swash-buckeling maritime pillager mixed with a master of the dark and secertive arts of the ninja.
that monkey-pirate-ninja just PWNED u.
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The greatest band to come out of Bel Air, Maryland. Their music will make ya take your clothes off (ladies only (...usually)).
-Endorsed by 'Monsters of Cock'.
"That show last night was incredible; The Suburban Pirate Orchestra made me wanna get naked!" -All the girls.
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a term used when the male at the point of ejaculation shoots in the females eye while simultaneously hitting her with a saucepan causing her to yell "YARRR" in a pirate fashion
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a pirate with a blue beard who is skilled in the art of plundering booty, and when I say booty I mean your big sexy ass...
Certificatologist: "when I woke up I was laying naked in the street in a pool of blood, and my ass was killing me."
Midget: "Bluebeard the Butt Pirate strikes again!"
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1. A term referring to a particularly homosexual person, used in the effort to reclaim offensive terms. Works best if target of term is actually cocksucker, ass-pirate, or both.
Check that cocksucker ass-pirate out...that's my boyfriend.
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