Potato Stroganoff

A delicious meal consisting of hamburger meat, potato slices, and a delicious sauce. Can be found in the form of "Hamburger Helper."

"Mmmmm, this potato stroganoff is delicious!"

"What's in it?"

"Potatoes...."

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toilet potato

A nickname given to my sisters boyfriend. A synonym for a large poop. Usually originating from a poop chute.

I wish I could plant a toilet potato in that kids honor.

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potato schmits

Cheddar Ruffles, Dipped in Smooth Ranch Dip

We got the muchies, "Get the potato schmits"

"YES, Potato SCHMITS!!!"

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potato cock

A large and thick penis. Bigger than most. Normally referred as big wanker, fat head, pussy destroyer, and the giver of orgasms.

Girl 1: Bitch guess what the fuck I did last night

Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: I hooked up with this guy and he had a potato cock.

Girl 2: Omg I’m jealous

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cook potatoes

To do exceeding well in something; to kick ass

After studying for hours, I am going to cook potatoes on that final exam tomorrow.

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Ayla the Potato

An Ayla the Potato is a girl with blonde hair and wears Adidas all the time. She is a brat to everyone she meets so never speak to an Ayla the Potato.

“Wow! What an Ayla the Potato!”

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potato salad

In the simplest terms, the use of the phrase "potato salad" is intercourse, usually between a man and a woman. The man contributes the potato, and the woman contributes the salad. In the case of two women wishing to participate in potato salad, it is known as "Jenny Craig" potato salad. If two men wish to have potato salad, it is usually referred to as "figure skating."

Mike: Do you like potato salad?
Nicole: Yes.

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