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The act of having your partner drink juice approximately 15 mins before sex, so that sometime during sex they really have to pee. Then, right as you orgasm, punch them in the kidneys so that they immediately piss blood.
Dude, I hooked up with my Gwen last night and gave her a Hawiian punch!
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The outward emotinal expression of an emo in distress.
E. Moe got so pissed when he broke up with his gf that his floor punch broke his hand.
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a punch straight to the big round floppy anus of caroline.
that caroline looks like she needs an anus punch!
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When you get "punched" (hit) in the face/head with a soccer ball
1: You okay man?
2: Yeah, I just got soccer punched in the last minute
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if you're doing a pregnant chick and you are about to cum, you hit her in the stomach so she clinches her pussy real tight around your cock.
i was sloppy drunk and having a hard time getting off with this pregnant 16 year old, so i fetus punched her. that solved my problem.
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To allow a woman to repeatedly punch the male sexual partner as many times as she pleases as an act of repentance from the male for all of the violence and obstacles men have created for women over the past centuries. (created by comedian Sarah O’sullivan)
Girl 1: “hey how did the fling with micheal go last night?”
Girl 2(Sarah): “Good! He let me preform The Repentance Punch him 50 times”
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When you are disappointed, sad, or angry at yourself. you act really silly or behave in a very cringe way. Maybe you really like someone and just can’t say it and cut off contact and act like an asshole.
I can’t believe i am so stupid…
I want to punch myself
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