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To squash your someone's crotch under your foot causing extreme pain only tolerated by RoShamBo Masters.
As my boyfriend was taking a snooze out by the pool, I thought it would be funny to tell my little brother to give him a Russian Gas Pedal while he was off dreaming in la la land.
When he woke up my little bro was stepping on his nuts! Luckily I had my camera out and now the whole thing is on YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dh-rV07YZM&feature=related
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When you get a hand job from a girls foot.
(or foot job)
Dude i just got an amazing Russian hand job, i really wish she would have cut her nails first.
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When a man takes a large amount of Crisco and lathers his hands. Next he inserts both hands into a woman's vagina or anus. This is a Russian hand warmer!
1. "Dude, last night I gave this girl the best Russian hand warmer!"
"Bro, I'll bet it was tight!"
"Not as much as you'd think.."
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The act of a man shitting on the chest of a woman then scooping it into her mouth with his ball-sack.
My wife Asked if I would give her The Russian pile driver after toro loco.
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when a guy engages in anal sex with one girl then meets up with another shortly thereafter ( 3 - 5 hours ) and has her perform oral sex on him.
"Hey, last night I hooked up with this girl. What I didn't tell her was that she was about to receieve a "Russian Slap Dance"!!"
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when you slit someones throat and pull their tongue through the hole or slit.
yo those russian mofo be trippin and givin' dem boyz da russian bow-tie
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the implosive prolapse of a lovers ass whilst anally leaking all over ones face after excessive force (leading to the prolapse) attempting a steamer on the forehead. the pinkish pouch is then fondled by the lover under said "ass" who is chanting "bow to putin". by now, you've got immense anal bleeding and drip resembling an "ass volcano" (the fecal matter being molten rock and the the blood being lava).
wass shoe no bout dem russians
bein' all like "thunder-uption"
bein' u votin fo' bama diss election
mayne readin' diss definition just gay me a erection
bisch, i be' u rike dat russian thunder-uption
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