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When you take a wet shit all over you friends toilet, dont flush and close the lid for the next person to get jumpscared by it.
Ahh damn Jay left me a sloppy surprise again
A sex act involving hacking up a loogie into a fat persons belly button.
Sexual term used to describe an orifice creating a popping noise on an overly lubricated (preferably by natural means) phallus.
My friend's mother had my toe knuckles cracking from an amazing sloppy poppin' that was so wet, I had to put my socks in the dryer afterwards. When she pulled her mouth off of my junk, it was sloppy wet and there was a popping noise.
Two girls with beef curtains start rubbing them together.
The two lesbians playing with their sloppy waffels
Waking up after drooling all over your face.
When I woke up today after sloppy sleeping I thought someone threw water in my face.
When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first
I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time
When someone breaks in but also breaks into your backside
Did you hear that Dave got a Sloppy Randal last night? The police never found the guy.