simple man

A man who likes life simple. Wants one girl in his life, a few friends, a happy family, but can never have it. Hates essays, book reports, debates, calculus, some women, basically anything too complicated. He has already persevered, he just wants to chill with chill music with a chilled beverage on a chilly afternoon, watching the sunset. Wishes life wasn't complicated. He is most likely a libertarian.

"Yo, wtf is wrong with you? If everyone can do this, can't you?"
"Sorry bro, I'm just a simple man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff."

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Man Pointz

Man Pointz is the term for receiving pointz for completing tasks that are definitively manly.

Man Pointz values vary based on the complexity, impressiveness, riskiness, boldness or ridiculousness of the task. Eating a 3 lb hamburger will award less pointz than climbing Mt. Everest. It is possible to receive negative Man Pointz from friends for distinctly unmanly tasks (e.g., make out with a 300 lb woman, drink a Cosmopolitan)

- "Dude, you get 5 Man Pointz for getting the number of both of those girls at the same time"
- "You deserve at least 10 Man Pointz for killing half a bottle of tequila last night"
- "You lost serious Man Pointz for hooking up with your best friend's girlfriend last night when you were drunk".

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Man Mountain

A man who's tall and well built and towers above all others.
Often referred to as a MM.

Any hotties?

Yeah, you can't miss that Man Mountain at the bar ... HOT

Cross fingers, I'll be mounting him later on

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Man Night

n. any night specifically dedicated to the bonding of bros or men and men specifically. can also be used to educate said men in web videos, classic movies from the 80's, video games, and sparkler bomb making.

Hey, man! You goin to man night tonight?

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Man Science

mæn saɪəns
–noun

1. a branch of knowledge often inherent in men and absent in women that allows for the programming of VCRs, lighting of pilot lights, and ability to problem solve.

Sue wanted to call an electrician, but Ryan busted out some man science and fixed it.

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man boobs

HOO HOOS!!! also known as titsas, that are used for sqeezing and sexual pleasure for the male species. They can be various sizes and are edible.

"Drew boy has man boobs, they give him hapenis"

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Company Man

A yes man. A suit. Some joker whose only goal in life is the expansion of his/her own career. A suck-up. A brown-noser. A worm. These guys piss me off.

Hey dirtbag, you can eat me you company man.

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