3 the hard way

An impossibility; very hard to achieve. Refers to craps term "the hard way" where two dice must be rolled with matching numbers. EX: 6 the hard way would be 3/3, not 5/1 or 2/4. Therefore, 3 the hard way would be im-fucking-possible.

"Jim's chances of giving mary a cleveland steamer are like 3 the hard way"

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instant hard-on remover

A thing or event which is so unattractive that it can cause a man to lose an erection instantly, or even render him temporarily impotent.

When my girfriend pooped during sex, it was like instant hard-on remover

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playing hard to get

When a prospective sexual partner knows that you are seeking thier attention, they will do all they can to throw you off, so that you will have to do something seriously impressive to get thier attention. The two best tactics against this are to either completely ignore them or appear oblivious to the fact they are playing hard to get.

She's playing hard to get and keeps ignoring me.

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Hard Dick And Bubblegum

When a man is quick to have sex with you, but emotionally or financially unable to carry on a relationship or be your {baby daddy}, he is offering you "nothing but hard dick and bubblegum"

Stuart, I want the better things in life, all you can offer me is hard dick and bubblegum.
Stay away from Vito, he's all hard dick and bubblegum.

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Super-Hard-Core

DOUBLE B. Because she is Super-Fucking-Hard-Core to the fullest eXtent POSSIBALL!

That's soooooooo Super-Hard-Core! PSSHHH!!! No it's not! It's sooo DOUBLE B

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Fuck me hard

It is when your mom and dad have sex together and you hear your mom scream fuck me hard

Dad:clap clap clap

Mom:Fuck me hard

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we go hard

something you say to rep the area you are from. popularized by Jay-Z's newest single "Brooklyn" where the chorus is a woman repeating "Brooklyn we go hard, we go hard." may be used seriously to put your city on the map, or as a joke in conjunction with places that arent known to "go hard"

Example 1 (serious people): Brooklyn We Go hard

DC we go hard

Example 2 (Just for LOLs): disneyland we go hard
Mushroom kingdom we go hard
SESAME STREET: WE GO HARD
my dick we go hard lol

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