a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.
Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?
Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher
Son: What's that?
Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.
A child that is far on the mental deficit spectrum to the point of being unpalatable to most
Awe that poor “IPA Child”.. Bless their heart
A day to Treat your child with gifts
Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!
the most amaze gc ever for reals
jim: whos that over there?
bill: oh thats gay child and parents
Aka. C.I.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of whether or not they want and or have kids
Maxwell said he is interested in dating Carmen regardless of whether or not she has or wants kids. He has a child irrelevant romantic preference.
A popular video game clip of a german tank shooting an enemy and a voice clip playing "Hans, you shot a child." Its unknown if that was what actually said or if it was misheard but people unanimously agree it said "Hans, you shot a child."
I found this funny video it said "Hans, you shot a child."