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Being silly coded is like being Lana del Rey coded, except instead of being majestic like Lana, youre just a bit silly, restarted, acoustic, whatever term you want to use.
Josh Like listening to dnd podcast and smells like a pickle, I guess you could say he’s a bit “silly coded”
What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release
KNOCK YOU OUT, SPLIT YOUR WIG, STRONG TO THE DOME, SCAN YOUR BARCODE
IF YOU DON'T QUIT TALKING SMACK I AM GOING TO HAVE TO SCAN YOUR BAR CODE
Code used to tell a friend that you are going to take a piss (971) or a shit (972). Sections also exist to define the length of time of the said procedure.
Friend 1: yo man why you got that look on your face...
You: Man i gotta take a Code-972 major
Girlfriend: You boys and your lingo.
Friend 1: haha she doesnt know what the hell we are talking about.
You: Yea man actually its gonna have to be a section 25
Friend 1: DAMN!...BOI
Code-971 / Code-972, the choice is up to you
When your woman puts pigtails on its code for she wants her mouth fucked!
It's our secret , pigtail code meaning I have the greenlight to put her on knees against the wall while hanging on to her pigtails, she looking up at me while I bury it to the back of her throat....she fucking loves it!
The Redneck Code was created in 1883 by the redneck icon JS Williams the Third, who is best know for his late century drag performances.
Any real redneck STRICTLY follows the rules set those many years ago, which include the following:
1. Always wear a hat
2. Keep your hands clean, don't bite your nails
3. Your beer of choice should be any Budweiser product
4. Knock off candies, such as fake Starbursts, are a disgrace. Rednecks buy name brand. This means items like clothing can't come from Walmart.
5. Boots MATTER. No knockoffs, and no Ariat.
6. Cuss words used excessively in front of non-rednecks is disrespectful and looks bad on fellow redneck brothers.
7. Hangovers can slow a redneck down. Avoid drinking unless it is the weekend so you can be productive at your job or school Monday-Friday.
8. Don't care about other's opinions of you, but be respectful to those with other opinions too.
9. Rednecks don't use racial slurs, nor make homophobic remarks. You can't be an asshole 24/7.
10. Work hard, take pride in your work. School and your job is important for the advancement of redneck brothers.
11. Be kind to adults, especially teachers and advisors. Rednecks get a bad reputation with others, but people older than you work to help you better yourself. Stop trying to make enemies.
The Redneck Code has not changed since it was first published. The Redneck Code is followed by only the most devoted members of redneck society.
Our founder, JS Williams III, a gay icon, always abided the the redneck code he created to help us.
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“We gotta wait for him to come out of the bathroom, he’s rewriting the tax code in there”