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On September 5th ask out your crush and its okay if they rejects you
National ask your crush out day on September 5th
Boy : Wana go out with me
Her: why me:becouse is national ask your crush out
Her :no
National ask your crush out day ok
I bet you won't
National ask your crush out day is today
Okay then tell her
When a man name Nicoilia Whipple chokes the chicken on the job site while getting paid.
Hey man where you been?!? -Response "I have been crushing candy in the restroom!"
A relationship between female roommates/soulmates with no romantic attraction; involving 3am giggling fits, prompted by absolutely nothing, and inside jokes so obscure that even the girls involved have forgotten their origins.
Jen and Abby have a really extreme nonsexual girl crush. I hear them giggling all night long, but when I ask what's so funny, all they can say is "It's a doodle with a gizbot!!" The hell?