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a cop who listened to music that didn't exist yet during college
Kamala Harris arrested my friend for smoking weed and now she's the Vice President!
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A wizard in the book series written by J.K. Rowling.
The Harry Potter Book series is now over, as all seven books have been released, the titles can be seen below.
Harry Potter and the (US) Sorcerer's Stone (UK) Philosopher's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
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The shittiest series of books there is. Anyone who reads them or watches the movies is SERIOUSLY HIGH or a total dreamer who no one cares about thinking that they can cast a magic spell and be a magical wizard with a wand in a magical world.
God people, Harry Potter is fucking gay. I will see Harry Potter in hell!
Like seriously people get a life!! Read a decent book idiot.
Nerdy Boy: Hey I was just reading Harry Potter, and then I did my math homework! It was so much fun, I'm going to be a helpless nerd forever!!
Cool Kid: Harry Potter is so fucking gay you fruity fagot!!
Nerdy Boy: **Cries** one day you'll be sorry when I'm in the magical land of Hogwarts and you're not!
Cool Kid: Man, if I wanted to be in a magical world, I'd just smoke some coke! You stupid nerdy Harry Potter wannabe!
Nerdy Boy: Ummm, can I have some of this magical cocaine that will take me to Hogwarts?
Cool Kid: DO WAY FAG GET YOUR OWN!
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Charlie Harris : Hello im little miss perfect
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A short man with too much to say, not necessarily what people will listen to either. He likes to cut people off when he doesn't agree, but at the same time he's so dominant that the ladies don't seem to care. If you happen upon an Isaac Harris in his natural environment, you will find someone who likes to give hugs, although sometimes awkward; who likes to fill your ears with intellectual ideas, although not always intellectually proved; and who will always tell you the latest conspiracy theories from sketchy media.
Hey, my name is Isaac Harris. The other day I happened upon an article talking about how corrupt the government is! I think they're harboring alien technology in Area 51, 56, and 57. I have an article here that proves Area 57 exists.
Wait, what's your name again?
That doesn't matter, right now we're in danger from our own GOVERNMENT!!!!!
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when you take duck tape and rip off someone pubes, stick them in their butthole, and proceed to eat them out
dude that chick was crazy, she wanted to harry jerry me
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A fucking moron who is mentally inferior to those around him
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