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The Mythical Land of Cuntopia

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia is a dark and treacherous land where the Karens and Kens of this world are born. These Cuntopia natives are usually consumed by first-world problems.

Cary knew immediately upon speaking to Tammy that she was from the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

by SrslyGuise January 19, 2023


Hangzhou Soft Landing

To throw your enemies from a significant height - not unto a hard surface, but rather a soft one so that their bodies are broken and they live the rest of their lives in misery.

Peter has taken the scheme too far. He is at risk of receiving a Hangzhou soft landing

by PatrickTBateman October 27, 2021


land mafia

Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by land mafia.

Government seems helpless against powerful land mafia.

by zpack November 20, 2021


Bumpy Landing

When the gasses left from crop dusting catch up to you as you sit down. This has the unfortunate effect of giving away the normally anonymous act of crop dusting, as well as assaulting you with your own chemical warfare.

I was crop dusting all the way back from the bathroom, but had a bumpy landing when I returned to the table.

by iamgigglz April 15, 2011


sahara land

camel my camel

Dune after dune in the ocean of yellow sand
Wind is blowing silently in the Sahara land

by raybeez March 1, 2022


Land turtle

Madelyn is a land turtle not a fish

Omg look at Madelyn she is a land turtle.

by May 11, 2022


dick waste land

The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.

Dude KD at TU is such a dick waste land. I just fucked a KD and my dick shriveled up and died."

by PikeTU February 12, 2018