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When you do jumping jacks with your girl, or guy laying between your legs and you take a shit while doing them.
Chico decided he had to take a shit but also wanted to excercise. And sayra was having some mean cravings for some mexican chocolate! So chico decided a Mexican Jumpingjack would suit both of them.
Similar to a weeaboo in that they want to appear to be a Mexican to others, when in reality they're anything but.
You may usually identify these people by what they eat and how they act, most of the time is a white teenage girl who gets offended easily, pretends to be mexican and makes an ass of herself by eating hot chips, speaking in spanglish with grade school Spanish vocabulary.
That bitchass is being a motherfucking Clout Mexican again.
bitch is always like "oh look at me I'm 0.3% mexican"
Mexican Shinji/Matteo is the best debater in the community and could pack up anyone in the community not to mention he beat blue marvel in a debate with only one scan
wow Mexican Shinji is soo hot guys
Mexican Uncle is an alcoholic beverage containing 1 part nyquil and 1 part tequila.
"Yes bartender I would like a Mexican Uncle and my friend here will have a Corona"
A midget Mexican cowboy. Often found in Laredo and El Paso sometimes Juarez Mexico.
That Mexican Brazier was drunk on negro Medela running through that brothel naked with a tortilla up his ass shooting his gun at imaginary chickens!
The act of masturbation performed in the knowledge the cleaner or gardener will arrive during the event and be compelled to carry on their duties regardless or beat a discreet exit. Such occasions are often filmed for general viewing on social networked media.
I treated Carlotta to a Mexican delivery. She carried on dusting the furniture without batting an eyelid.
When your mother or father remarries someone of Mexican heritage, his/her children are considered Step Mexican.
Friend: You're so white
Me: Nah, I'm totally step Mexican