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An imaginary (yet vital) loose part hanging from underneath an unsuspecting motorist's car. Alerting unsuspecting motorists about said item is of supreme importance. Mission accomplished when unsuspecting motorist pulls over and gets out to see whats wrong with his car.
Driver 1: (while pointing at undercarriage) "Hey Sir, your Fister saster caster unit is out"
Driver 2: "What"?
Driver 1: "Your fister saster, the caster unit, it's out" (still pointing)
Driver 2: "oh really?!? oh, um ok" (pulls into rite-aid parking lot)
Driver 1 then laughs laughs laughs all the way to work.
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Trump is destroying America and our democracy to run it like a business.
America has been turned into the United States of Trump, Inc.
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not a direct democracy; a republic of the elite autocrats doing what ever the hell want to do with your hard earned cash(i.e. not you, democrats, or minorities)
United states federal government has no fiscal discipline...you bastards
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Ignorant man: ''The President of the United States of America is going to give a speech, we must all gather around and watch... shhhh shhh!!''
Cynic:<Arnold slaps ignorant man>: ''WAKE THE FUCK UP!!''
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This is what left-wing Scottish people refer to as a utopic place that they one day hope to live in; this is the ideology of a Scottish state that makes all of it's citizens equal, economically and socially. It is also referred to as the USSR.
"one day I will wake up to a place where I don't feel judged nor discriminated, the United Scottish Socialist Republic."
United States of Valeria Day falls on September 7th every year. On United States of Valeria, we celebrate Valeria Ceja for lasering in off a section of Mexica and creating her own country, the United States of Valeria. We honor her bravery and leadership. Without Valeria Ceja, we wouldn’t have iphones and dinosaurs and for that we praise her every 7th of September.
“Do you know what day it is?”
“It’s national United States of Valeria Day!”
A movement that seeks to form one large country by uniting all the countries or Europe and would be based on the United States of America where each nation would become a state in the larger nation.
There are many people in Europe and the United States and other parts of the world who are in the movement.
They say that it would mean a better life for Europeans and would act as a counter weight to the United States because since it become the world's only superpower it has become an international bully.
Also, many people are in the movement because they are against Christian Fundamentalism who say that it will bring on the antichrist. So,people in the movement say, " Okay then, Bring it on" and/or because it will scare the hell out of them.
Support the United States of Europe movement.
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