Girls show feet day

Ask snapchat girls to show their feet to you and rate 1 through 10

Hey it's girls show feet day.Can I see it

3👍 2👎

tv show commitment issue

When Sophie started a tv show on Netflix and doesn’t finish it. Moves on to the next show

“Stick to one show stop having tv show commitment issues.”

4👍 4👎

Early 2000's shows

Pretty much either golden for nostalgia, or downright stupid. You would get home from school or whatever and watch some show on your huge TV. Not the flat, tall ones, the ones that have pretty small screens and a back wider than your pp will ever be.

Person 1: "Did you watch that one show on TV when you were a kid?"
Person 2: "No, but I watched this one."
Person 1: "Oh, that one awful show that god abandoned as soon as he saw the concept?"
Person 2: "Yeah. Man, early 2000's shows really could suck."

4👍 4👎

show your fucking balls

a phrase commonly shouted out windows when you're a faggot

listen up! show your fucking balls!! cuz im gay

12👍 33👎

Shit Show Outlets (SSO)

Myspace, youtube, facebook etc.

I was going to use facebook/mypsace/youtube to represent myself online, but I decided I would take 1000 photos/vidoes of myself dolled up in modelic poses instead. Because I'm important and pretty.

facebook is now one of my personal shit show outlets (SSO).

4👍 8👎

show me yo knees

a) What you say after someone lifts up a skirt and a bare ass is exposed.

b) A common insult in tai restaraunts when your food tastes like ghonorea.

c) in midieval scotland, under the command of William Wallace, bitches and hoes/skanks/rhinoes revolted due to the regular (and very demeaning) command, "show me yo knees" (the hairiest part off the female scottish body).

d) a way to check that your girl hasn't been on them!

William Wallace - "ugh..."
Hoe - "What pesters thou my king?"
William Wallace - "Show me yo knees and I shall tell thou serpant."
Hoe - **lifts skirt**
Willam Wallace - "That'll do hoe, that'll do."

12👍 38👎

Super Mario Brothers Super Show

Artistically masterful anime based off of Super Mario Brothers 2.
Otherwise known as a reduct on our modern day bible, this is the greatest anime ever created, or ever to be created, in the entire universe, and of the entire universe of any alter-dimensions.

“Hey Pisanos! It’s the SUPER MARIO BROTHERS SUPER SHOW!”

Do the Mario!

Swing your arms from side to side!

Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!

Take one step, and then again!

Let's do the Mario, all together now!