out of your tree

1. Pissed as a fucking cunt.
2. Crazy, mental, weird.

1. "You were so outta yo' tree last night that yo' waz starting fights and shit."
2. "Man your'e outta yo' tree, get off tha fucking goey mate."

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Gay as a Christmas Tree

Referring to buying a live christmas tree, and how it looks perfect before you get it home and find out it's bent or leaning in one direction or another. You can never find a perfectly straight christmas tree.

Bill - Wow, he is gay as a christmas tree!

Bob - what?...
Bill - well, have you ever found a straight christmas tree?

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Coupla two tree

Meaning more than one but less than four in number. Used to discribe a quantity of any specific item.

My friend gave me a coupla two tree bucks to get in the movie. "must be spoken with 1940's NY gangsta accent"

Don't make me take ya out back and open up a coupla two tree cans of whoop ass!

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Honey Tree

A fictional "In Joke" used to bug people

Person A:Hey Jesse, remember the honey tree people?
Jesse: Oh yeah, that was funny
Overhearer: Whats a honey tree!

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Tree Lean

Smoke Some Herbs/Kush

Kim "so wat Dom you finna tree lean tonight?"
Dom "yeah im down, ill buy"

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Tree Hide

Paper. Think of how we use animal hides for clothes and various other items. Then think of how we use trees for various things, in this case, paper.

Student 1: Hey can I have some tree hide?

Student 2: Yeah sure.

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Stocky Palm Tree

A slang term for marijuana. My mother accidentally inspired this while in a hemp shop in Southern Cali.

Because if you think about it... it does kind of look like a palm tree; just stockier.

Story behind it:::

Mom in hemp shop: Hey, Janet, come here, do you think I should buy this purse?

Me, baffled and shocked: What? You can't buy that purse. That has a MARIJAUAN LEAF on it!

Mom, more baffled than me: Really?

Me: Yes. That's pot. That's cannabis.

Mom: Oh... I thought it was a Stocky Palm tree.

Me: Not quite.

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