a turd tornado occurs when some 1 takes a shit on the ground
and a gust of wind comes by and blows the turds around in a spiral
dominic tries to make a succsess full turd tornado but it came back and hit him in the face
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similar to turd muffin; a joking name to call someone.
Jamie: Oh! I just beat you in Rapture!
Dhara: You turd of a bird-not again...
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A person who enjoys a relationship involving scat.
"Man I met this chick who was really fine but when I brought her back to my apartment, I found out she was a complete turd gobbler! She tried to lick out my anus!"
"I hope nobody notices me gobbling these turds. If the truth gets out I'll be seen as a complete Turd Gobbler"
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A homosexual male.
That gay guy is a turd burglar.
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another word for the booty of a woman or man
example: Damn, she got a nice turd box!!!!
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being beaten by waves so bad all the sand that aqumulates in the waves end up in your swim trunks and is terribly hard to get rid of
sand turdes sandy bricks sand bar wavy wet one crappy sand castle
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A Turd Monger is a member of the human species that relies on the lowest common denominator known to humanity, the 'Turd' for survival.
The Turd Monger proceeds to hypothesise that other people will barter\trade\sell\purchase his Turds. He namely defines himself as a mongerer. Yes a mongerer of Turds.
It is commonly believed that the first known Turd Mongerer was Judas Iscariot a follower of the christ that was mislead through his personal hypothesis on the value of his own Turds, based on these ground the Messiah was forced to oust him from possession within the heavenly kingdom.
1. Andrew was mongered for a turd and now he is the chief Turd mongerer for the west coast BBD posse!
2. Yo are you trying to monger me a Turd Fool?
3. Don't talk about my mother that was fool!
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